We Are All In Very Real Danger!

I've made this basically to post all the photos I took at Anime Boston 2011, but I might wind up posting other things here, too, like artwork! Time will tell.

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emberkeelty: cthulhu-with-a-fez: sarniel: tbskyen: tugamaggie: callmekitto: raggedymind: littledidxeknow: todaylour: andthroughthemosstheivycreeps: impuretale: beatrixspoke: saaaaaasha: hey guys that is carved  from MARBLE THAT IS A ROCK WAT I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing. Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.  Blown away I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW. b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!? FUCKING BERNINI THO FUCKING BERNINI DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL. HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL. DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE. IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM? OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS! BERNINI! Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny. bernini had no fucks to give Reblogging because I love marble sculptures of the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gossamer variety, but also to suggest anyone baffled by that last sculpture Google St. Teresa de Avila, because the context is even more gloriously weird.  The short version is that the nun depicted had a wet dream about an angel and the Catholic church accepted it as evidence of her holiness.

emberkeelty:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

sarniel:

tbskyen:

tugamaggie:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

littledidxeknow:

todaylour:

andthroughthemosstheivycreeps:

impuretale:

beatrixspoke:

saaaaaasha:

hey guys

that is carved

 from MARBLE

THAT IS A ROCK

WAT

I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.

Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome. 

Blown away

I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre

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I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.

b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?

FUCKING BERNINI THO

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FUCKING

BERNINI

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DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.

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HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.

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OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS

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SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.

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IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?

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OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!

BERNINI!

Reblogging because batshit insane sculptors and horny statues are funny.

bernini had no fucks to give

Reblogging because I love marble sculptures of the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gossamer variety, but also to suggest anyone baffled by that last sculpture Google St. Teresa de Avila, because the context is even more gloriously weird.  The short version is that the nun depicted had a wet dream about an angel and the Catholic church accepted it as evidence of her holiness.

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roccoconut:

aviantheatrics:

celesteboldlygoes:

yaheardwithperd:

sarrel:

Ingredients:

CINNAMON FILLING:
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter, just melted (not boiling)
1/4 cup + 2 tablespoons packed light brown sugar
1/2 tablespoon ground cinnamon

CREAM CHEESE GLAZE:
4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter
2-ounces cream cheese, at room temperature
3/4 cup powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

PANCAKES:
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 large egg, lightly beaten
1 tablespoon canola or vegetable oil

Directions:

Prepare the cinnamon filling: In a medium bowl, stir together the butter, brown sugar and cinnamon. Scoop the filling into a quart-sized heavy zip baggie and set it aside (see *Tips below).

Prepare the glaze: In a small pan, heat the butter over low heat until melted. Turn off the heat and whisk in the cream cheese until it is almost smooth. Sift the powdered sugar into the pan, stir and add in vanilla extract. Set the pan aside while you make the pancakes.

Prepare the pancake batter: In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and salt. Whisk in the milk, egg and oil, just until the batter is moistened (a few small lumps are fine).

Cook the pancakes: Heat a large, nonstick skillet over medium-heat and spray with nonstick spray. Use an ice cream scoop (or 1/3 cup measuring cup) to add the batter to the pan. Use the bottom of the scoop or cup to spread the batter into a circle (about 4-inches in diameter). Reduce the heat to medium low. Snip the corner of your baggie of cinnamon filling and squeeze the filling into the open corner. When your pancake begins to form bubbles, add the filling. Starting at the center of the pancake, squeeze the filling on top of the pancake batter in a swirl (just as you see in a regular cinnamon roll). Cook the pancake 2 to 3 minutes, or until the bubbles begin popping on top of the pancake and it’s golden brown on the bottom. Slide a thin, wide non-metal spatula underneath the pancake and gently but quickly flip it over. Cook an additional 2 to 3 minutes, until the other side is golden as well. When you flip the pancake onto a plate, you will see that the cinnamon filling has created a crater-swirl of cinnamon. Wipe out the pan with a paper towel, and repeat with the remaining pancake batter and cinnamon filling. Re-warm the glaze briefly, if needed. Serve pancakes topped with a drizzle of glaze.

fuckin yuuum

BALLZZZ.

o hmy fuck

sweet mercy

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jordancameron:

kendrawcandraw:

Finally done! One of my last projects for my senior portfolio, I drew the top female emcees (at least from late 90s - today) as tarot queens.

NICKI MINAJ’S FACE IS PERFECT

(via gtfothinspo)

egbuns:

OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT

AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK

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AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE

IMAGE HEAVY UNDER CUT

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conceptofzero:

I know a lot of people feel anxious when it comes to writing female characters. There’s lot of advice on how to write women, and depending on where it’s coming from, it can be contradictory or just plain confusing. I’ve found in the past that it’s almost best to show people what not to do, so when they write, they’re able to identify those pitfalls and to avoid them. But the problem with showing people how is that you need something to make an example of and most people tend to get upset when you point to their fic as a perfect storm of failure.

Thankfully, people quit fandom and move onto other things so you don’t have to worry about offending them anymore, and since the author of this fic appears to have not written a single other thing since he finished his masterpiece two years ago, I feel safe ripping into it.

So let’s talk about the best example of how to not write women that I know, and the one fic that is so misogynist that it makes me as angry now as it did when he was writing it - The Sapphire of Alternia.

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judgebunnie: porrimz: coolasacalliope: porrimz: my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers why is your grandfather buying eyeliner  my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker #with handwriting like that he can buy whatever he wants okay

judgebunnie:

porrimz:

coolasacalliope:

porrimz:

my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers

why is your grandfather buying eyeliner 

my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker

#with handwriting like that he can buy whatever he wants okay

(via knitmeapony)

aviarei:

I think the last time Wayward Vagabond saw John (in his timeline) was when John died on his quest bed? For some reason I think WV would be shocked to see him alive haha

MY BABY WV

(via wecansexy)

The Trees

emilyenrose:

The trees are coming into leaf 
Like something almost being said; 
The recent buds relax and spread, 
Their greenness is a kind of grief. 

Is it that they are born again 
And we grow old? No, they die too, 
Their yearly trick of looking new 
Is written down in rings of grain. 

Yet still the unresting castles thresh 
In fullgrown thickness every May. 
Last year is dead, they seem to say, 
Begin afresh, afresh, afresh.

Philip Larkin

(via lopystre)